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    • March 6, 2012 5:26 PM CST
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      Tuesday, 6 March 2012
      The Eight Kindes of Drunkennes
      Back in 1592, Elizabethan satirist Thomas Nashe produced and distributed a popular pamphlet named "Pierce Pennilesse," within which was written the following — a list describing the "Eight Kindes of Drunkennes."

      It seems that very little has changed.

      THE EIGHT KINDES OF DRUNKENNES

      The first is ape drunke; and he leapes, and singes, and hollowes, and danceth for the heavens;

      The second is lion drunke; and he flings the pots about the house, calls his hostesse whore, breakes the glasse windowes with his dagger, and is apt to quarrell with anie man that speaks to him;

      The third is swine drunke; heavie, lumpish, and sleepie, and cries for a little more drinke, and a fewe more cloathes;

      The fourth is sheepe drunk; wise in his conceipt, when he cannot bring foorth a right word;

      The fifth is mawdlen drunke; when a fellowe will weepe for kindnes in the midst of ale, and kisse you, saying, "By God, captaine, I love thee. Goe thy wayes; thou dost not thinke so often of me as I doo thee; I would (if it pleased God) I could not love thee as well as I doo;" and then he puts his finger in his eye, and cryes;

      The sixt is Martin drunke; when a man is drunke, and drinkes himselfe sober ere he stirre;

      The seventh is goate drunke; when, in his drunkennes, he hath no minde but on lecherie;

      The eighth is fox drunke—when he is craftie drunke, as manie of the Dutchmen bee, that will never bargaine but when they are drunke.

    • October 13, 2012 1:07 PM CDT
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      Hope that's only for tequila XD  !

      Matt said:

      Here's another, from Damon Runyon:

      1. witty and charming

      2. rich and powerful

      3. philosophical

      4. against the designated hitter

      5. fuck dinner

      6. witty and charming, part II

      7. for the designated hitter

      8. morose and despondent

      9. invisible

      10. bulletproof

    • October 7, 2012 1:48 PM CDT
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      Here's another, from Damon Runyon:

      1. witty and charming

      2. rich and powerful

      3. philosophical

      4. against the designated hitter

      5. fuck dinner

      6. witty and charming, part II

      7. for the designated hitter

      8. morose and despondent

      9. invisible

      10. bulletproof

    • July 5, 2012 5:50 PM CDT
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      About 2 days ago if I remember correctly...

      Not sure but, please don't blame me, I'm just a drunken ape !!!

      Cheers !!!

    • July 5, 2012 5:06 PM CDT
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      Mmm, "multi-colored luxuriant jungle" ... When's yer next episode comin' out?

    • July 5, 2012 3:43 AM CDT
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      And now I see light : I'm an Ape Drunke ! 

      Thank you Sir.

      Beware you delicious She-Apes of the mutlicolored luxuriant jungle, here I am stumblin' and dancin' !!!

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