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• Killed By Porn #19

  by Duke Eastwood December 30, 2009
  Host: Duke Eastwood Fresh from ripping his nipples off learning to surf, Duke Eastwood is back on that ass with more of what you’re asking for. Along for the ride this time is Rock & Roll Road Show veteran, Judy Dracula, who came to give a woman’s touch to this filth. Turn it up and enjoy songs ...

• Killed By Porn #18

  by Duke Eastwood December 30, 2009
  Host: Duke Eastwood Have you ever wondered, “Can they can pull my finger prints from that?” If you’re 18 you could be tried as an adult. For Killed By Porn 18, all stigma related to the number eighteen was recognized. Eighteen is sometimes considered a number of the devil; 6+6+6=18. In chapter 13 of...

• Killed By Porn #17

  by Duke Eastwood December 30, 2009
  Host: Duke Eastwood Duke Eastwood went to the porn capital of the world—Southern California’s San Fernando Valley. Here he reunited with regulars of the Rock & Roll Road Show, Reno Steal, and Wally Swagger to commit ultimate destruction. Because it would be impossible to catalog all the best so...

• Killed By Porn #16

  by Duke Eastwood December 30, 2009
  Wow, what a show! Boredom is banned, fun gets reckless. Girls come over, guys jump off bridges. Cowboys get welfare, hallucinations set in. A J.G. Ballard novel is given a soundtrack, more pills are popped, someone leaves Kill City, and California sinks a little. DOWNLOAD|SUBSCRIBE

• Killed By Porn #15

  by Duke Eastwood December 30, 2009
  Host:Duke Eastwood If you still haven’t figured out how to get the GaragePunk Podcast playlists, Just know you’re at least a step above the people who still don’t even know what a podcast is. If it confuses you, don’t think of it as a podcast, think of it as a mixtape; a digital mixtape with one sid...

• Killed By Porn #14

  by Duke Eastwood December 30, 2009
  Host: Duke Eastwood Purveyors of fine filth rejoice, the new episode of Killed By Porn is here! Much like the album Dark Side of the Moon is said to synch with the film The Wizard of Oz to create an interesting effect, this podcast synchs with the album itself with an outstanding result! To achieve...

• Killed By Porn #13

  by Duke Eastwood December 30, 2009
  Host: Duke Eastwood This April has zeros and ones doing more of what you’d least expect: committing rock & roll sin on another episode of Killed By Porn. This edition contains a lineup of tooth-achingly sweet power pop gems to complement the Spring air. Some harder punk tracks to complement the ...

• Killed By Porn #12

  by Duke Eastwood December 30, 2009
  Host: Duke Eastwood There’s a right way and a wrong way to get ready for Spring. Buying new clothes, getting a classy new haircut, and trying to appeal to the opposite sex is the wrong way. What alternatives are there? Getting some cool sunglasses, throwing your Winter coat into a wood chipper, usi...

• Killed By Porn #11

  by Duke Eastwood December 30, 2009
  Host: Duke Eastwood If you gave up porn for Lent, you’re about to ring the register on a whole year of sin. And if you can’t handle that, you’d better nail your own hands to a plank of wood, because once you hit that podcast button there’s no turning back. Not only is this episode a slew of dirty r...

• Killed By Porn #10

  by Duke Eastwood December 28, 2009
  Host: Duke Eastwood This podcast could make your day… today! But, don’t play it at your school; it could get you suspended. It’s not safe to play at work, or in front of young kids, or in front of any uptight Christians. Even your rugged, nasty whore friends may be offended. Moreover, the only safe...

• Killed By Porn #9

  by Duke Eastwood December 28, 2009
  Host: Duke Eastwood After smoking Cuban cigars in Panama, hitting swingers clubs in Argentina, and narrowly escaping a kidnapping charge in Columbia, Duke Eastwood is back in the dirty desert wasteland of Denver, Colorado to bring you another not-ready-for-primetime podcast. Not all podcasts have a...

• Killed By Porn #8

  by Duke Eastwood December 28, 2009
  Host: Duke Eastwood Duke’s currently on safari, filming a slasher movie or something in some far-off, exotic country and neglected to submit an intro description for this show, but listen to it anyway. Ya know ya wanna… DOWNLOAD|SUBSCRIBE

• Killed By Porn #7

  by Duke Eastwood December 28, 2009
  Host: Duke Eastwood Like being left alone with your dad’s creepy best friend… here’s Killed By Porn, episode number 7. Duke’s got enough alcohol to kill a rhinocerous, and enough wild-ass rock’n'roll to wipe out an entire civilization of squares. Check it out for yourself… [Squares and rhinos bewar...

• Killed By Porn #6

  by Duke Eastwood December 28, 2009
  Host: Spook bEastwood ‘Tis the season for this blood-soaked wet dream known as Killed By Porn #6. Not only does this Halloween episode feature the usual sexy seconds to every minute; but also a little treat for your tricking. Contained in this file are three “red box” tones that when used correctly...

• Killed By Porn #5

  by Duke Eastwood December 28, 2009
  Host: Duke Eastwood What sort of person listens to Killed By Porn? They move to a town based on the availability of low-cost, high-speed Internet; and knowledge that the government secretly puts birth control into the city’s drinking water. If appearing on Room Raiders, a UV light looking for inc...

• Killed By Porn #4

  by Duke Eastwood December 28, 2009
  Host: Duke Eastwood A new coat of filth for your iPod. Don’t let it slip out of your hand; lay it down softly, turn it on and push its buttons like only you know how. Get to Rocking and Rolling for about 60 sweaty minutes. When it’s over light a smoke, roll your iPod over and go to sleep. Then, of ...

• Killed By Porn #3

  by Duke Eastwood December 28, 2009
  Host: Duke Eastwood Here are Duke Eastwood’s listening tips for this podcast: 1. Pretend you’re at a swimming pool with this show playing through the pool’s speakers. 2. Imagine you go up to the prettiest girl there and ask her, “If I kiss you, will you scream?” 3. Taste of the Taste, Taste First P...

• Killed By Porn #2

  by Duke Eastwood December 28, 2009
  Host: Duke Eastwood Another misadventure in mono; Duke Eastwood brings you another podcast to get your Tokyo-Drift on to. Pay close attention and see if you can catch the theme of this show; it’s something you’ll do a lot of when you explain to the repair man that your computer was KILLED BY PORN. ...

• Killed By Porn #1

  by Duke Eastwood December 28, 2009
  Host: Duke Eastwood If the term “Rock and Roll” is an old euphemism for sexual intercourse, then what new term would be given to explain classic punk rock being PODCAST? Let’s consider it the equivalent of your computer being so clogged with smut viruses that the hard drive won’t ever work again; c...

• Interview with New Canadian Modern

  by Duke Eastwood October 5, 2009
  It's not quite, exactly what I said verbatim like it should be, but fuck it, I was the first person interviewed for this blog, which was actually because I wasn't interviewed for the blog, but for a fanzine out of Calgary, Alberta, Canada that went under and the interview was salvaged. http://newca...

• IF THE PODCASTS ARE PLAYING TOO FAST IN THE FLASH PLAYER...

  by Duke Eastwood August 13, 2008
  I was having some of the recent podcasts play in a fast, chipmunk speed through the flash players on the site. If you have experienced the same thing, do this: Google "Flash player 10," download it, install it. The updated flash player plays what has before in high speed, at normal speed. Just typin...

• WHATCHYOASSNEEDS!

  by Duke Eastwood July 23, 2008
  Since all kinds of html is not allowed in this space that link for whatchyoassneeds is HERE

• Megalomania? Yeah, but how else are people gunna know!

  by Duke Eastwood July 23, 2008
  LOVED HER HATED HER BLEW HER BRAINS OUT

• GARAGE PUNK CHAT! TODAY DAMNIT!

  by Duke Eastwood June 13, 2008
  I'm in here today because there's nothing to do, even anything free is $5 per gallon of gas to go to, fuck that; come talk to me in garagepunk.com chat http://www.userplane.com/directory/index.cfm?action=domain.viewDomain&domain_id=206470# I'll be there, so get in

• CNBC Million Dollar Portfollio Challenge

  by Duke Eastwood May 5, 2008
  Anybody going to take part CNBC Million Dollar Portfolio Challenge? I'm going to finish what I started last year, Speculate like a mother fucker, like could kill you in real life, and at least try to double my portfolio. I got some bad ass leads, so lets hope those leads aren't playing along. Let m...

• Look for me in the video

  by Duke Eastwood March 25, 2008
  Bt really you just gotta take your life seriously man... sike.
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• Do not attempt to adjust your televison set...

  by Duke Eastwood March 24, 2008

• "You have to believe in god or you will die of AIDS."

  by Duke Eastwood January 10, 2008
  "Delete your myspace page,Listen to GaragePunk Podcasts all day,Liquor in the front, Poker in the Rear." -- God is Love, Rev Run

• So...

  by Duke Eastwood December 26, 2007
  Someone on Wikipedia fucked up the garage punk page again, I tried to log in and change it back, but my log in doesn't even work anymore! So, fuck em', fuckin wikipedia smart asses; I guess they need to make room for the pages on "dance punk" "folk punk" "Gaelic punk" "Gypsy punk" "anarcho punk" and...
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• Earthquake

  by Duke Eastwood August 10, 2007
  There was an Earthquake last night, see: this picture shows the center of the earthquake, where the star is in Chatsworth; I live a little East of that.It was fucking RADICAL, I wanted more when it was over.