Just started reading this and I thought I'd post the link to the book on Amazon.com. Get it! It's hilarious. Written by Mel Bergman (well, technically his entire band - The Phantom Surfers - contributed to it). Here's the description from the publisher's website:
Legendary garage surf goofs the Phantom Surfers have drawn upon 20 years of experience and observation to provide the inside dope on the
dopes of the world of rock: sound people, managers, booking agents,
record labels, other musicians, and every weasel, shark, and thieving
magpie in the music industry menagerie. Although this is indeed a
riotously funny work, it contains a great deal of truth and wisdom.
Consider these true stories: We know of a young lady who received an
advance copy of Rock Stardom for Dumbshits and immediately
abandoned her futile hopes of achieving rock stardom. Today she is a
doctor with a lakeside home and two lovely children. We know of a young
man who was never exposed to the naked truths contained in this book
and therefore kept slogging away in hopes of achieving stardom. Today
he has a heroin habit and lives in a van that will soon be repossessed.
Which do you want for the youth of America?
Click here to order!