Many , MANY years ago (Almost 30.), a friend said "U2 used to be an underground band , they had that RAW guitar sound like PIL". It's true , my Brother saw them on their first US tour at a small club that probably was'nt even full. They were still "Word of mouth" and UK mags like Trouser Press writing them up.... But , I remember Bone - O calling Flock of Seagulls "Flocks and Flocks of Stealers" for lifting their guitar sound from "A Day Without Me " from "Boy" , which is probably true. They commercialized part of U2's sound , then , U2 did , so , in effect . Flock of Fleagulls , having had hits in America , first , sort of paved the way for U2's US conquest......Still , The Edge , as far as I can tell , got a lot of his Guitar sound by taking the "Edge " off Keith Levine's sound on the first two PIL albums.
Either way , we can stay young of mind , U2 will NOT go away , regardless of age or irrelevance.
Glenn Barton said:
Oh yeah, I had heard that one. It was good for another laugh, though!
John Battles said:OK. iT'S KIND OF VISUAL , AND INVOLVES DIFFERENT ACCENTS , BUT , NO MATTER , HERE IT GOES......
Bono is playing at a big benefit show in Scotland. At one point , he starts clapping his hands , in time with the drummer, and he says , "FOR EVERY TIME I CLAP ME HANDS...ANOTHER CHILD IN AFRICA DIES !". A Scotsman near the stage replies , "THEN , WHY DOON'T YEH STOP , YEH EVIL BAHSTARD ?!!!".
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Glenn Barton said:No, hit me...
John Battles said:ABSOLUTELY.
"Bone Load" is pretty funny. I trust , all of you have heard the joke about BONE-LOAD performing in Scotland? Maybe?
Glenn Barton said:I have a friend who wouldn't understand why he's been called Bone-load in these environs. Glad to see there are others who get the same vibe.
John Battles said:Andy , You SAID it , and you said it so well. AS scary as the thought of Bone-O and Stink having Tantric sex (With "The Modern Parents" probably there to advise them.) is.... Bone - O , in his egotistical self - absorption , makes like he's John Lennon Incarnate .
In a way , this is true. My Brother was in line with him , once, at a VERY posh restaurant in The Bahamas. They turned Bone-O away , because he was'nt properly attired. When my Brother told them who they'd just turned away , they just LAUGHED , and showed him a picture on the wall , saying "We turned them away , too , because they were'nt dressed." It was a picture of The Fucking Beatles.
P.S. I think I only saw part of "The Man With Two Brains". Even though he's always worked , Martin's brand of humor wore itself thin in America....To the extent that ,
even as far back as 1979 , when my Uncle took us to go see him , I half did'nt want to go. And , he was GREAT.
Andy Climax said:Bono's a cnut! His royal lowness will outlive life itself no doubt. Him and Sting will make sweet tantric love in the hopes of starting a race of 'super cnuts' put on this earth to bug the fuckin shit outta us with their whining. Early tests are proving positive as Chris Martin (Coldplay) and Newton Faulkner (Uber cnut) are proving haha. 'War' and 'Boy' were two great U2 albums but to mention any others with a straight face is impossible! George wrote 'Here Comes the Sun'. If ever a song would put Bono's career, bullshit and genuine lack of talent into sharp contrast, this is it. We can live in the knowledge that even if U2 last for another 100 years..... The Beatles did it first!!!
p.s The Man With Two Brains, for me was Steve Martin's finest hour (and a half)