Host: Count Brockula

It’s Santa’s Little Helper and Rock n Roll Elf, Count Brockula, giving you the worst gift you’ll get this year – the SHOUT BAMALAMA Merry Freakin’ Christmas Special!! For the next hour I’ll be working my way through a bowl of my patented and time-tested bourbon-ated egg nog and filling yer stockings with pine-scented and gingerbread flavored rock n roll from The Sabres, Hank Ballard & The Midnighters, Carla Thomas, The Fleshtones and absolutely no musical equivalents of Aunt Louise’s fruitcake!!

And since it’s the holiday season and it always makes me a little mushy inside (or maybe it’s the booze and I’m just drunk!), I’m giving away 10 Bamalama Records “Too Cheap To Buy Actual Gifts So Here’s Some Free Shit I Have Laying Around” Gift Packs. You get a T-Shirt in your choice of color (as long as your choice is white), stickers, buttons and a random CD, LP or 45. And MAYBE a Bamalama Records Cheap As All Hell Sampler CD (if I get the time to throw it together!!). The first 10 of you ding dongs to email me at bamalama.records@rogers.com that can tell me what movie the above picture is swiped from and the name of the character ON THE LEFT will get the prize packs. I ain’t Santa so I can’t just give it to you for being good little boys and girls (which I doubt any of ya are anyway…)

SO TUNE IN, LIQUOR UP AND GET REAL, REAL GONE!!

PLEASE NOTE: This will be the final episode of Shout Bamalama! that is posted on the GaragePunk.com blog. As of January 2010, you’ll find Count Brockula’s podcast posted on his blog at the GaragePunk Hideout. If you would like to continue receiving his podcast, be sure to subscribe to his show’s feed using the link below, and/or befriend him on the Hideout. Thanks!

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Host: Count Brockula

By popular demand!! It’s the Bamalama Records Rhythm & Blues Revue!! That’s right, babies. You hooted & hollered for that honkin’ noise, so here ’tis!! You freaked and squeaked ’til you cracked your beaks, so we’ve got the soul to put in your earhole!! The mad platters to put the glide in your stride and the dip in yo’ hip!!

So let’s get gritty, greasy, low down and sleazy with Richard Berry, Chris Kenner, James Brown, Lavern Baker, Ike & Tina, the Sonics and the Woggles!! The Count’s even dipping into his stack of 78s!!

We’re gonna scratch some cool wax!! Gonna give ya that feelin’ that’ll have ya climbin’ all over the ceilin’!!!

It’s get-down time so let’s get real, real gone!!!

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Host: Count Brockula

Inspired by the recent discovery of his first surfboard in a stack of crap destined for the Salvation Army (thanks Mom!), Count (ahem) Surfula is taking his cherry run at the big wave known as the GaragePunk Surfcast!

With his sand-scratched and salt-sprayed collection of waxed-up big guns and short sticks (um, LPs and 45s — tryin’ to be clever here…), the Count’s taking you on a tandem run through the green room, hittin’ the strip and runnin’ with the Devils!!!

Reverb-drenched and fuzzed-out lunacy from the Tornadoes, the Trashmen, the Bomboras, Davie Allan & the Arrows, the Vibrants and a whole cuckoo’s nest full of strait-jacketed instro-maniacs!

Now let’s don our doggers, wax our sticks and jazz the glass. IT’S OFF THE RICHTER!!

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Host: Count Brockula

In this better-late-than-never episode (thanks, Blip), we’re gonna do a little gee-tar rumblin’ with some reverb-drenched rave-ups from a loony bin full of instro-maniacs like The Finks, The Blazers and Satan’s Pilgrims! If yer lookin’ for red hot rock n roll – take it easy, greasy, we got ya covered with some wild sounds by the A-Bones and the Million Sellers. Next we’re runnin’ for the Texas border for a set of Lone Star Lunacy with The Bad Seeds, Zakary Thaks, Floyd Dakil and MORE!!!! SO TUNE IN, LIQUOR UP AND GET REAL, REAL GONE!!!

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Host: Count Brockula

IF IT ROCKS AND ROLLS, WE’LL SHOVE IT IN YER EARHOLES!!

It seemed like the whole world was conspiring against this show getting finished. My asshole bosses are working me to death, I have a nasty cold that’s trying to turn into pneumonia (not the rockin’ kind either), idiots ripped out our cable and cut our internet access and the needle on my turntable crapped out. So instead of climbing on a rooftop with a high-powered rifle or kicking the dog, I’m taking it all out on you with 60 minutes of sinister sonic tortures! Fear will freeze you when you face The Pinetoppers, The Woggles, The Mummies and the Dwarves! New monstrosities from Satan’s Pilgrims and the A-Bones will consume your mortal soul!

MORE HORRIBLE THAN HORROR! MORE TERRIBLE THAN TERROR!

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NEW SHOW!

Host: Count Brockula

Shout Bamalama‘s one and only goal is to kick your ass with slop and fury! We got top-shelf trashy, gut-bucket, sewer-dwellin’, screamin’ rock ‘n’ roll—y’know… the good stuff, natch! We got a poison for every taste—rhythm & blues, soul, punk, garage, surf, rockabilly, and maybe even a little bit o’ country if the mood should strike!

This here’s the DAY-BYU episode of Shout Bamalama! and we’re gonna drag yo’ ass down below the Masey/Dixie Line!! Though I currently hang my hat in the Great White North, my heart and my real home will always be down South in the middle of Dixie. Two or three times a year I have to haul my carcass back home to recharge the batteries with wet, sticky heat, stickier BBQ, bourbon and sweet tea!! So in honor of my recent trip, we gonna get gritty, greasy, lowdown and sleazy! Good enough to make you slap yo’ mama!!

NOW, LET’S GET REAL REAL GONE!!!

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