Host: Duke Eastwood

Alright, why are you reading this? You should have already listened to this podcast. Duke Eastwood is going to teach you about life today. You should have woken up an hour earlier than you did just to have listened to this today; no, yesterday. Today we’ve got for you music from: the Simpletones, Hunx and His Punx, Volt, No Bunny, the Smith Westerns, Plasticland… all that and more. Let’s go cave people!

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You Weren’t There

Host: Duke Eastwood

Recently Duke Eastwood was a DJ at an L.A. screening of the film “You Weren’t There,” a documentary about Chicago punk spanning 1977 through 1984. After digging up all relevant records and putting the set together, then listening to its power, he decided the set was too amazing to just be heard that one night in a loud, crowded theater; so here it is! Hear tracks from Windy City giants such as the Effigies, Strike Under, Naked Raygun, the Mentally Ill, Articles of Fairth, Big Black, and many, many more. After you realize you wish you had been there, go over to www.regressivefilms.com and check out the film for yourself!

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GaragePunk Podcast #666!

Host: Duke Eastwood

Yep, it’s the 666th podcast from GaragePunk.com! And what else can be said other than Duke Eastwood is going to Hell just for producing this podcast alone, even though he was probably headed that direction anyway. No shit, you may actually be offended by this one, and thank God; it’s about time. From this point out, we’re all devil worshipers. You are down, aren’t you? Don’t be a wimp, hit play and get on the guest list to the underworld with the rest of us who know how to have fun.

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Host: Duke Eastwood

When you lead a reckless life, you may not need anyone else’s advice; but you do need a reliable source of bad-ass tunes you can act-a-fool to. Killed By Porn has always rose to this occasion, and this episode is based on that intention. Fuel yourself with drugs only a 19-year-old would touch willingly, and realize that not being square isn’t just a weekend affair. Come and Join Killed By Porn as we spin out of control in a way that will require an intervention!

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Host: Duke Eastwood

So, Duke Eastwood had nothing better to do than do something a little bit different for the 40th episode of Killed By Porn. He, for one, has nominated himself for the title of “best person to ever listen to music.” And, has also taken an unwilling intern into the studio to begin learning the craft of being great at listening to music. Can you learn to be better at listening to music? Yes! Lesson one starts here; Killed By Porn #40.

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Host: Duke Eastwood

Duke Eastwood has spent the last week at Malibu Beach gathering the inspiration for this new episode of the GaragePunk Surfcast. Now, he passes this Soundscape of sun-burnt skin onto you. Feel the salt water in your eyes and pressure buildup in your ears no matter where you are. Feel the waves crush you to death as you realize you swam out past the point of no return. This is surf. This is the GaragePunk Surfcast.

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Host: Duke Eastwood

This new episode is all about realizing you don’t like Weezer or coldplay, and you’re going out of control. Have you lost your damn mind? Well, check this show out, you will. Rip off your clothes and start breaking shit.

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Host: Duke Eastwood

The only thing more packed with jams than the last 10 minutes of this podcast is the first 50. This episode of Killed By Porn is rock-and-roll for the mind; a traumatic experience in good songwriting and great musicianship. Draw your own conclusions, but the evidence is right here. Grab a hot dog and some Steel Reserve and review these results with your punk ass!

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Host: Duke Eastwood

Power-pop records always come out of hibernation in the Spring to realign your perception. Maybe this Winter tricked you into thinking that wearing a scarf and worrying about super volcanoes was all there was to do until time ran out; but it’s not true! Shit is just getting started! Let this new episode of Killed By Porn be proof positive that a lot of dancing has to be done before it will ever be glow-in-the-dark time. This isn’t Coachella… dance, I say!

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Host: Duke Eastwood

If you’d rather let Rick James’ skeleton burn you with a crack torch than listen to the radio today, Killed By Porn has got your back. If there has ever been an episode of jams, jam-packed with jams, it’s this one! This one even includes what I will be predicting will be the best song you hear this week; I even guarantee it!

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Host: Duke Eastwood

This week, spring time and Killed By Porn join forces to bang you over your frost-bitten skull. More specifically, we brought the spirit of 1986 out of the Smerf lunch box and made it into a podcast. We used a Roland TR-808 and 606, pink Ray-Ban sunglasses, and lots of other proper nouns to make this show possible. Yep, check every last Swatch on your arm: it’s time for a new episode of Killed By Porn.

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Host: Duke Eastwood

A lot has happened since the last episode of Killed By Porn. Duke Eastwood just came back from the mountains where he was taming wolves. Before that, he moved to a new, exciting, and more dangerous part of town. And on top of it all, got his PhD in droppin’ plates on your ass!

Have you forgotten about GaragePunk Chat?

Duke Eastwood will be hanging out in the GaragePunk Chat room today, so come in for the stories he doesn’t have time for on the podcast!

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Host: Duke Eastwood

Duke is full of pills this time around. After having surgery on his stomach which had been damaged by too much hot sauce, he is being kept well medicated by strong painkillers and a healthy dose of Twilight Zone reruns. His computer and record player were pushed up beside the recovery bed to bring you this new pain-free episode of Killed By Porn. Get in touch with your inner pill popper as you listen to the Great Planes, Pink Section, the Busy Signals, Jerk Alert, and the Quick among many others. And don’t worry about Mr. Eastwood, he’ll be back pouring Sriracha on Pasta Roni in no time.

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Host: Duke Eastwood

By many accounts, the major recording industry is losing all its money; great, right? However, listen to the radio and you’ll probably wonder, “How do these people ever make money with this music in the first place?” Well, they do lots of bad and underhanded things, one of which we will examine today: The Top 20 Countdown! Who made this countdown? The Screamin’ Mee-Mees, the Saints, ’63 Monroe, the Descendents, and Big Black, among others. In what order? Who’s at the top? What’s the point of this stupid shit? You’ll just have to listen to find out.

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Host: Duke Eastwood

Duke Eastwood comes straight out of Venice Beach to bang you over the head with a 9-foot fiberglass board known as the GaragePunk Surfcast. In the curl this time around are favorites from legends like the Lively Ones and Eddie and The Showmen, plus some lesser-known blasts from bands like Die Sputniks and the Surfin’ Dead. A few just to weird you out courtesy of the Exports and the Ziggens, and even a couple by bands that aren’t even known for surf music! Get in here and stomp you little maggots!

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Host: Duke Eastwood

Has Killed By Porn been naughty or nice? Are you kidding? Just by you knowing about it you’re in danger of “gettin’ nothing for Christmas.” But it’s not so bad, there are a surprising number of dirty Christmas songs that Duke Eastwood has just stuffed down your stocking. Why start trying to be nice now? Hit play, unwrap someone you know, pull them under the mistletoe and get sum!

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Host: Duke Eastwood

It might be getting cold where you live, but the Dionysian blood-lust orgy known as Killed By Porn never cools down; and the 30th episode is here to give you more Bacchus for your proverbial buck. This time we get down with a collection of records Duke almost forgot about, songs about TV shows, toys, travel, and… true love? Yeah, I know, it sounds like a stranger who’s luring you into his van, but it’s just Killed By Porn.

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Host: Duke Eastwood

150-proof moonshine and a day spent heckling the striking WGA are the events that lead up to this new episode of Killed By Porn. We start sipping to the sounds of the Viletones and the Afrika Korps, numb to the injuries sustained by crossing the picket line to Big Balls and the Great White Idiot and Legal Weapon, and are dealing with the room spinning around us by the time we get to the Rotters, Vox Pop, and David Peel. Our livers will be the next thing to go on strike, so you better enjoy this!

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Host: Duke Eastwood

Never Before seen, for the first time anywhere, Killed By Porn #28 is here. It’s real, not an illusion. For the first time anywhere you will hear blood-curdling sadistic surgery, head amputation, a real dead body will be given away as a prize. Girls, bring your boyfriends to protect you! You may need help, Help, HELP!!!

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Host: Duke Eastwood

Blood, sweat, and tears all remind us that we can’t party all the time. Killed By Porn #27 is the soundtrack to washing blood out of your clothes after a rough night out; what you listen to as you test whether or not you can still see out of both eyes as well as before; the sounds you hear over the police sirens as your cars speeds for the edge of a cliff… and you used to be such a nice kid.

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