Lucy invades London! This episode you’ll get the best of the Brits and the tits, so sit back, have a cup-a-tea or a pint-o-ale and enjoy! Be there for all the action as Lucy sends sin and corruption into the British airwaves. Dig it.

PLEASE NOTE: This will be the final episode of Apocalypstick! that is posted on the GaragePunk.com blog. As of January 2010, you’ll be able to find Lucy’s podcast posted on her blog at the GaragePunk Hideout. If you would like to continue receiving her podcast, be sure to subscribe to her show’s feed using the link below, and/or befriend her on the Hideout. Thanks!

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Economy got ya down? Not gettin’ any tail? Aw, come on baby, have a full serving of Apocalypstick! #13… with enough female trouble to get you out of any funk you’re in! Lucy teaches all the lessons you need to know about a woman… and some you wish you never knew. So dig in and learn well!

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Apocalypstick makes you BEAUTIFUL! Yes, you’ve found it, the secret to everlasting beauty and eternal youth. Lucy’s heading off to London, but before she goes, she’s giving you a ride you’ll never forget! Nikki and the Corvettes, The Diaboliks, The Go-Devils, and more girls, girls, girls. You can listen to it when you’re doing your nails, curling your hair, in the sun, in the shade, or even when you’re gettin’ laid!

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Host: Duke Eastwood

Duke Eastwood deals with a pain in the ass called Lucy Lux of the Apocalypstick! show and they team up to make a podcast together. It’s one big cluster fuck, so tune in for all the fun!

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Jungle Episode!

Host: Lucy Lux

Way, way back in 14 B.C. (Before Clothing), Lucy Lux and her gang of Bikini Barbarian Headhunters teamed up one monsoon afternoon to bring you Apocalypstick #11! This time you’re getting a full 45 minutes of Tarzan, King Kong, Mau-Maus, apes, natives and much, much more! Watch yourself turn from the innocent person you are, into a wild, wild beast!

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All Female Fuss!

Host: Lucy Lux

Oh and you thought Apocalypstick was gone forever… boy were you wrong! This time, Lucy sticks it to the sausage party with all femme rock ‘n’ roll vaudeville! Listen as you slowly feel your masculinity melt away as the Apocalypstick girls kick you in the ass, then kiss it all better… Don’t tell your girlfriend about this one!

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Host: Lucy Lux

Trashier than blue eye shadow is… Apocalypstick #9! Comin’ at ya in all its glory, Lucy Lux turns you on your head, flips you over, spanks your ass and makes you beg for mercy! It’s a rock-your-baby-all-night-long, good-rockin’ time! Don’t tell your mother about this one.

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Host: Lucy Lux

Well, your mom still hasn’t found out you listen to Apocalypstick! Great! So tune in once more as Lucy Lux spits out only the finest, greasiest trash you can find on the Internet. This episode will leave you breathless and begging for more, more! So button up your 501s, strap on those heels, and shake a little!

Host: Lucy Lux

So Christmas is over and all you got was a dorky sweater, but cheer up, it’s Apocalypstick #7! Sealed with a kick! Comin’ at ya with the sounds of Flamenco a Go-Go, Shonen Knife, The Sonics and more! It may be cold outside but it’s warm in here, so put down that McDonald’s gift card from Grandma and have a listen…

Host: Lucy Lux

Who knew a podcast could taste sooo sweet! Apocalypstick #6 is a whole bunch of nitty-gritty shake and stomp! Listen to it while you’re doing your nails, curling your hair or walking the walk of shame! It’s all here! Give it a try! It’ll change your life!

Host: Lucy Lux

So at the end of the night when your lipstick is all smeared, you can’t find your leopard-print panties, and what’s-his-name didn’t even pay for your drink, flip on Apocalypstick #5! This week: a full serving of songs about chicken! And much more for dessert. It’s guaranteed action! So press play now! Or subscribe! Go! Go! Go!

Host: Lucy Lux

In hell, all the girls are hot!! This Halloween you too can have a dance-off with Zombies, Werewolves, Vampires and serial killers, all here on the fourth episode of Apocalypstick. You’ll hear Los Straitjackets, The Sharks, The Ghastly Ones and more! So glue on those devil horns and put those monsters to shame!

Host: Lucy Lux

It’s those cheap pink heels, it’s the backseat of that boy’s car, its Apocalypstick #3, where the tempers are short but the skirts are shorter! Rock’n'roll from all over, and the usual boogie, boogie. So put on your blue suede high heels and show off what the good Lord gave ya!

Host: Lucy Lux

When Lucy was in high school her mom charged her 50 cents for every hickey on her neck… and now she’s poor! Apocalypstick #2 is packed full of shake shake, break break, girls girls, more girls, and maybe a boy or two. The Models, Dara Puspita, The Savoys, and more. It’s Fun!

New Show!

Host: Lucy Lux

Ahh, August… the month of the Manson murders, Lucy’s birthday, and the debut of the rock ‘n’ roll equivalent to Farrah Fawcett taking a bubble bath… Apocalypstick! You’re gonna get a bite in the ass with some greasy, grimy rock ‘n’ roll, so grab your lipstick and your switchblade and let’s slam dance!